vee-rhapsody: melodyofmyheart: niquabezonin: yeahlisee: monister: blinkexists-182: awkwardlyhere182: close-minded-with-no-direction: laichaboss: moulson-tavares-parenteau: queencrash: chocolate-covered: Why homosexuality should be banned. Can I please marry this guy? (watch the video before you freak out) I. Love. You. the angles of this video though Haha great...
Watching Ian's dad pour PBR
into his feeding tube while standing over the kitchen sink…. Life is hilarious.
Ugly is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...– Margaret Cho (via thenewwomensmovement)
Texting my "boss"
Me: Hey lady! Where are the morning emails? I want to be praised for being #1 in the district % to plan!!!
Her: Ugh. I hate u! Sending them now
Do you ever remember the word 'punani' exists and...
PSA: Flushable Wipes
buttahlove: Ladies and Gentlemen, if you don’t regularly use flushable wipes, I don’t know what the fuck you are doing with your lives. It cleans every nook and cranny and you won’t leave the bathroom feeling unclean. Ladies, carry a pack in your purse. Gentleman, carry a pack in your manbag. It’ll change your life! I’ve been an user for over 10 years now and I’ve NEVER been disappointed....
bloopidybloop asked: THEM FISHIES ARE SEE THROUGH YO!
picsandquotes: Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your...
Off is in quotes because I have to go to an inventory in another store at 6pm. But I woke up next to my honey and we made love and then he made me an omelet and an english muffin and coffee and it was delicious… except for the coffee (which someone else brewed before we woke up so it wasn’t his fault). So my morning is off to a great start. Eventually we’re going to shower and...
Thinking about my last post...
… And about my past behavior…. I have NO room to talk……
Sometimes I really question the behavior of others… Then I remember that it’s really none of my business and I go back to my day.
reblog if you don't have pants on
youngbrokeandfuckingfabulous: apparently most of tumblr doesn’t wear pants
Watermelon for dinner