THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE A WOMAN A WHORE →
somatrip: THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE A WOMAN A WHORE: Dating the boy you like Having sex because she likes having sex Going on dates with people whom she has no intention of calling again/dating exclusively Wearing clothes that show her cleavage Flirting THINGS THAT DO A WOMAN A WHORE: Soliciting sexual acts for currency, and although that fits the definition of “whore” that’s still a...
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My bras weren't fitting right
Like the cups were too big… Like you could play basketball into my bra because there was just room for extra things! So I took my ass to Lane Bryant and got fitted for a bra. Apparently I lost weight… My band size went down but my cup size went up. AKA I lost weight in my back and didn’t lose any weight in my boobs. And that is the BEST type of weight loss ;-)
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
My Girlfriend is Sick...
somethingdiabolicalhere: and is losing her voice… so every time she says anything I cant understand what she said… so I have to have her repeat it. She gets angry with me and I just feel bad… I just hope she knows that I’m trying to understand her and carry on a conversation, and that even though she is super frustrated to the point of not wanting to talk, I will never be mad back at her for...
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Me: Boyfriend, can you buy me a jaguar?
Ian: Like the car or the animal?
Me: The aMiNal!
Ian: I knew you were going to say that!
Me: NO YOU DIDN'T!!
We don't have to talk everyday.
I love those type of friendships that don’t require a lot of effort. We may not see each other as much as we want to or talk as much as we used to, but it doesn’t change the fact that we’re friends no matter what. They can do their own thing and I can do my own thing. What’s important is that whenever we do see each other again, we can pick up right from where we left off without making it...
True story Tuesday
I want snacks.
It’s very rare that I need to picked up and dusted off… but last night was one of those times and I just didn’t know who to turn to to get that. I felt like no one was saying the right things. That everyone was just making me more upset. And I was thinking of the people who used to pick me up all the time but I feel like I never call them except for when I’m upset and who...
I had sex last night
I really needed it.